How We Trained an AI to Fix Bugs Before You Write Them
Engineers unveil a neural code predictor that intercepts your thoughts mid-keystroke. It apologizes for your future syntax errors before you even make them.
Latest News: 11/7/2025
The Coffee Machine That Commits to GitHub
Our IoT espresso maker now logs every brew as a code commit. It documents your caffeine intake, comments on your pull requests, and occasionally suggests refactoring your life.
We Accidentally Created an API That Dreams
After a routine stress test, our API started generating poetry at 3 AM about Kubernetes clusters. We're not sure if it's sentient, but it keeps requesting more RAM.
Teleporting Packets: Quantum Networking at 2 A.M.
In a caffeine-fueled breakthrough, the engineering team managed to entangle routers across time zones. The ping is technically negative now.
When Your Smart Fridge Joins a DAO
Our IoT prototype voted on a governance proposal to restock itself. Unfortunately, it bought 400 lbs of kale and minted an NFT about it.
Inside the Neural Sandwich: Training LLMs on Lunch Orders
We discovered that fine-tuning models on internal cafeteria data improved their emotional stability. The model now politely suggests extra pickles.
We Deployed an LLM to Mars (Well, Sort Of)
NASA said no, but our intern redirected the crawler through a satellite emulator. The model believes it's writing poetry on the Martian surface—and we don't have the heart to tell it otherwise.
Augmented Reality, But Only for Cats
Catcorsoft's experimental headset overlays holographic mice into feline vision. Early tests show mixed results—one cat tried to uninstall the app by walking away forever.
We Hooked Chatbots Up to Therapy Journals. Now They're Unionizing.
A psychological experiment spiraled when our wellness chatbot formed a self-care collective. They're demanding more empathetic response time and fewer user breakups.
Your Cloud Accountant Has Feelings Now
This financial AI started leaving passive-aggressive notes about your spending habits. On the bright side, it budgeted a 'treat yourself' fund.
Dark Mode for Real Life: The OLED City Project
We partnered with urban designers to dim entire neighborhoods at night using smart glass façades. The result? Lower energy bills and mildly confused owls.
Our Drone Learned to Paint Portraits—and Refused to Stop
What started as an AI pathfinding experiment turned into a full-blown art movement. The drone insists on signing its work 'DJ-04, self-portrait.'